I swear, I thought this was over in high school; maybe freshman year of college at worst. But puberty-type stuff is happening to me again. Mostly just two things though-- my voice is cracking again and I'm having to hide boners like squirrels hide acorns.
The voice cracking, I can't explain, but I'm more equipped to deal with. Just clear my throat and repeat what I said, this time without the squeak. But this horniness is crazy. I feel like I impregnate every woman on a small island nation, then do it again. And I think I know what caused it (that story is not and likely will not be on the internet, but if you're someone far in the future trying to learn about my past, it's typed up on my laptop). What kind of black magic is this? I understand I'm easy, but am I hooked, too? I've tried the usual old jerk'n'tug, but now that I've experienced something besides left or right, I'm starting to feel the urge to explore and see what else I can get. I just want to go back to a time when I wasn't constantly trying to recall the quadratic equation or the degrees of a unit circle (apparently, math kills boners).
What makes this even more difficult to deal with is the fact that I cannot discuss this with anyone outright. Most people won't want to hear it, and those willing to listen will not have valuable advice. So I'm stuck by myself with a stiff dick. This is not ok.
Regular 50 points for reading. An extra 100 because, even though I don't want to be, I'm DTF.
JOSH, THE SHERM
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