Apparently, I'm a great person.

It is very likely that you are attractive and people like to be around you. You are desirable. I can tell you that a million and one times and if you're anything like me, you'll still have a hard time believing it. I have been learning, both vicariously and through personal experience, that it is more difficult to convince yourself of your desirability than it is to convince everyone else.

It is difficult for me to hear people say good things about me. I always feel like I don't deserve it. They say I'm polite, but I know how rude I can be. They say I'm good looking, and I admit, I agree some days, but most days I fail to see it. The one that hits me hardest is when people say I'm a good friend. That one gets me, because more times than I can count, I have decidedly been a bad friend. I've been a horrible friend on purpose, and those people still think I'm a good friend. All this really makes me wonder, what the hell can everyone else see that I can't? It must be magical.

Should I bother with the points? Does it matter anymore? Take 50, you wonderfully beautiful person. You deserve them, even you don't understand why.

JOSH, THE SHERM