Happiness Math (Not Simple, but Doable)

I must start off by saying that I made a "C" in algebra, and the teacher was lenient on a few tests, so my math skills are questionable.


So we'll start here: Money cannot buy you Happiness.
We'll illustrate this as Money ≠ Happiness

Then we'll go here: Time is Money
We'll illustrate this as Time = Money

Now use the transitive property (or whatever the hell property it is that makes this make sense) and you find that because Money ≠ Happiness, then also Time ≠ Happiness.

Therefore, just as happiness cannot be obtained through a purchase, it also won't come if you're just sitting there waiting on it. You see the math. If you want your happiness you have to go get it, not wait for Father Time to wrap it up for you and deliver it to your doorstep.
And that's about it.

+50 points for reading, even though it's short. +100 for understanding the math. -40 for knowing the correct property (because, if you know it, you're a nerd, and nerds deserve points off).

JOSH, THE SHERM